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MY SISTER ORDERED CUPCAKES FOR MY ENGAGEMENT PARTY YESTERDAY. SENT WALMART BAKERY THE PIC ON THE LEFT. INSTEAD OF A RING, APPARENTLY I SAID YES TO A SILVER TOILET SEAT

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Be Sure To Always Check The Size When Ordering Treats

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What I Ordered vs. What I Received

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I Ordered Wrapping Paper Online, There Was A Mistake And Now I Have A Massive Poster Of My Face, I'm Not Even Mad

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Thanks, I Hate The Wolf Pack

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YOU MIGHT WONDER WHAT YOUR TAX DOLLARS ARE USED FOR...

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DATING ROCKET SCIENTISTS CAN BE CHALLENGING.

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IT TAKES ALL KINDS...?

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THE SWORDS HAVE NAMES.

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THE PRESIDENTIAL STATE CAR IS A HEAVILY MODIFIED $1.5M CADILLAC ONE TO TRANSPORT OUR DEAR LEADER. IT IS KNOWN AS THE BEAST.

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SOCIAL DISTANCING LEVEL 439932.

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THE RICHARDS GO IN BOXES, THE GATOS GO IN BOWLS.

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DO YOU WANT TRUST ISSUES? BECAUSE THIS IS HOW YOU GET TRUST ISSUES...

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THIS PLASTIC CUP WAS THROWN INTO THE SEA CIRCA 1976.

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NATIONAL PARKS GET BAD REVIEWS, ALSO.

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JUST A PECK OF BAD APPLES.

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THE A IN PETA IS ACTUALLY ACRYLICS.

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TITANIC ANCHOR GANG, CIRCA 1909

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BETTY WHITE, CIRCA 1957 - TBD

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BABY OWLS OUGHT NOT ME STARED AT.

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HRMMMM. THIS DOES MAKES A FROG SUSPICIOUS...

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YOU CAN'T BS A BS'ER.

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THE CHILDREN ARE NOT GARBAGE.

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YIKES, BUD.

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DON’T DRINK AND DRIVE.

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PERSPECTIVE IS EVERYTHING.

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DAD'S FIRST MAY MAY.

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IT’S BLUE, DA BA DEE DA BA DAA

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PSA: RACISM IS LEARNED, BUT YOU ALREADY KNEW THAT.

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...DRAIN THE SWAMP?

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Habitable Zone

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Etch-a-Sketch

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Your Mom

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X Girls Y Cups

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Debugger

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How To Deliver Christmas Presents

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ISO Paper Size Golden Spiral

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*NERVOUS SHUFFLING*

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WOW YOU NAILED IT, GUY.

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THAT OLD WHITE GUY SHOULDN'T HAVE FALLEN SO HARD. VERY SUSPICIOUS IF YOU ASK ME.

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GOVERNMENT MANDATED HOMO!

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THE MASSES ARE CONGEALING APPROPRIATELY.

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THE MASSES ARE CONGEALING APPROPRIATELY.

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THE HISTORY OF CONFEDERATE FLAGS, TO CLEAR OUT WILFUL IGNORANCE.

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*PSPSPSPSPSPS IN ANTICIPATION*

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WOULD TOM REALLY HAVE BEEN THIS PETTY?

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TAXI DRIVERS ARE TAKING C-19 PRETTY SERIOUSLY.

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I DID'NAZI THAT COMING...

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WATCH OUT FOR CERTAIN BABIES, FURTIVELY.

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YOU GOTTA READ IT, NANCE.

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THANKS BUT THAT ISN’T REALLY RELEVANT TO MY LIFESTYLE CHOICES!

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